Thoughts On Paleo

I am into Paleo now, but it’s a little different. I eat the foods that a caveman would eat now if he were alive. Which would be Twinkies and doughnuts and pizza.

But NO fruits.

Too many pesticides. And too much sugar.

The best thing about my diet is that I talk about all the time around family and friends, make sure they all know about what/when I’m eating and how poor they are eating and then make a HUGE deal when we all go out and have to order off a menu.

I will also pout and frown when the restaurant picked doesn’t exactly support my dieting and make sure everyone feels bad that they don’t support every little part of my pathetic, self-absorbed life.

Basically, I am a shallow pain in the ass. NO matter what I look like on the outside, I will be the most untattractive, annoying piece of shit you’ve ever met. You want to hear about my how much cardio I’m doing now?

- Wendler 

No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training…

What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.

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Today’s pre-workout track.